DescriptionTHE DEAD ARE ALIVE: Brown Belt BJJ Spats – Día de los Muertos EditionEmbrace the Spirit of the Grapple! The Dead Are Alive!Tired of rolling with the merely living? Do you yearn for the thrill of victory, infused with the vibrant energy of Día de los Muertos? Then these spats are your vibrant portal to the realm where grappling prowess transcends mortality!FEATURING:Sugar Skull Grapplers: Behold the most festively fearsome, yet undeniably skilled, skeletal grapplers ever to grace the mats. Adorned with vibrant sugar skull designs and rocking brown belts, they’re ready to tap you out… and then celebrate your valiant effort! The Dead Are Alive, and they’re ready to roll!Marigold Resilience: Our unique fabric blend not only wicks away sweat but also subtly conceals any… uh… “offerings” you might leave on the mats in honor of your grappling ancestors. It’s practically blessed by the spirits themselves!Calavera Toughness: Built to withstand the rigors of even the most spirited grappling celebration (or Tuesday night open mat). These spats are tougher than grandma’s tamales… and that’s saying something! The Dead Are Alive, and they’re tough!Brown Belt Status: Declare your mastery of the grappling arts, honoring those who came before you, with these officially ranked, Día de los Muertos inspired spats. The Dead Are Alive, and they’ve earned their belts!WARNING: Wearing these spats may result in:An insatiable craving for submissions… and pan dulce.Uncontrollable singing during warm-ups (especially if mariachi music is playing).An uncanny ability to escape any hold… with the help of your guardian angels (or maybe just really good technique).The sudden urge to teach spectral Jiu-Jitsu to your abuela. The Dead Are Alive, and they’re sharing their secrets!ORDER NOW AND JOIN THE DÍA DE LOS MUERTOS GRAPPLING REVOLUTION! Remember to leave an offering of your opponent’s tears (of defeat) at the altar (of the mats). The Dead Are Alive, and they’re watching!
